Black party! A totally blitzed Shawn drove off without Lisa and I to use the bathrooms in Ion? because they were swanky or something (he was mumbling!) and we'd left our purses and phones in the car so I had to borrow a kind lady's phone and after 14! (FOURTEEN!!) tries, he picked up and was at ??? (still unknown place, will question him when he sobers up). Came back an hour later without a shoe (which we found in the car) still mumbling and then couldn't remember where he parked! And after 20 mins, having finally scouted his damn car, our dear friend passed out in the back seat not without mumbling about Gigi (Li, think it's ur doggie :) and drain cleaner. He's still in the car btw coz 1. we're too tired to drag him in the house 2. we left the windows open, don't freak 3. he drunk drove to god knows where and back, so an aching back and stiff neck is at least punishment he deserves. People please hate on him. Good night folks, and good morning for some xx
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